The Onion*
ተቐማጦ ከተማ ኣስመራ ነቲ ዴሞክራሲያዊ ምንቅስቓስ ህዝቢ ትግራይ (ዴምህት) ንንጥፈታት ሓይልታት ምክልኻል ኤርትራ ንምድንፋዕ ዝገበሮ ሓገዝ ኣመልኪቶም: ምስጋናኦም ገሊጾም:: ከምዝዝከር ዝሓለፈ ቅንያት: ወተሃደራት ዴ.ም.ህ.ት ን ሓይልታት ምክልኻል ኤርትራ ወኪሎም ምስ ጸጥታ ከተማ ዝተሓሓዝ ዕውት ኣገልግሎት ክህቡ ቀንዮምዮም::
ተቐማጢ ከባቢ ማይተመናይ ዝኾኑ ኣቶ. ገራህቱ “እዚ ሎሚ ኣባላት ዴ.ም.ህ.ት ዘርኣይዎ ምትሕብባር ነቲ አብ መንጎ ክልቲኡ ህዝብታት (ህዝቢ ትግራይን ህዝቢ ኤርትራን) ዘሎ ምሕዝነት ዘዘካኽር’ዩ” ክብሉ ሓጎሶም ገሊጾም:: ተቐማቲት ጸጸራት ዝኾና ወ/ሮ ዝፋን ብ ወገነን: ዴ.ም.ህ.ት ዝገበርዎ ምትሕብባር “ነቲ ስርዓት ወያነ ክፈጥሮ ዝፈተነ ጽልኢ ዘፍሽል’ዩ” ክብላ ገሊጸንኦ::
ወተሃደራት ዴ.ም.ህ.ት ብወገኖም ኣብ መጻኢ ንተመሳሳሊ ዕዮ ዘለዎም ድልውነት ብምግላጽ: ነቲ ብ ተቐማጦ ኣስመራ ዝተገብረሎም ምቕሉል አቀባብላን ምትሕብባርን ኣሞጊሶም::
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ብዛዕባ ዴ.ም.ህ.ት ዝያዳ ንምፍላጥ: ኣብ ዌብ-ሳይቶም ወይ ውን ብ ቁ.ሳጹን 11653-ኣስመራ ደብዳበ ልኢኽኩም ምውካስ ይክኣል::
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aye hgdefawyan meas kon eu etu haki krdeakum enda semaekum titsemu enda reakum tawru ksab meas ekum kon hzbi eritrea tsbuk alo endabelkum tebachwu were kindey thasmu libi zeytgebru ember hagernan hzbnan si bdehit eu zgfefn zgrefn zelo
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kabey amsiekumo ezi zereba asmera neyre abeyenay godena re ekumom ?please dont under estmate the Eritrean people .u are telling the people to be ready for this dark mentality what you have
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Everything is wrong why is the government let them to be in Asmara
The main thing makes me worried is mes ahwatna mewsbo keyjemru (zehalefe tarik nay geze dergi key dgem)
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Hizbi eritrea kab megzati ethiopia kisab hije zey mwtsu yigermeni
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hesewti kefiekum emo bkemzi ayndenager nina ertireawyan mukuhet kaa ena esukum ketiluwo hesotkum nihna gina weturu awet nhefash wdket nwekaru usubat nay chifra
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ምናልባት ትግራዋይ ከይከዉን ነዚ ዝጸሓፈ
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ምኽንያቱ ኤርትራዊ በቲ ዝተገብረ ክሕጎስ ስለ ዘይክእል::
ነቲ ዝተገብረ ኣዚዙን አዋፊሩን እኳ እንተኾነ…
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alena aytzengeu demhit ente hgdef ka dhan atakelom
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Funny that people commenting dont get that this is satire. It is not common in our culture. Very few know the onion. Shegurti news . Lol.
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ኣቱም ዳናቁር ካልእ ኢልኩምከ ክትሕስዉ ዘይትፍትኑ እዚ ኣበስመራ ትብልዎ ዘለኩም ኣብ ከተማ ኣዲስ ኣበባ ደምህት ንፕሮግራማቱ ዝምልከት ወረቃቅቲ በቲኑ እንተ ድኣ ኢልኩም ትክክል እንተ ኣብ ኤርትራ ግን ታሪክ ህዝባዊ ግንባር ዘይፈልጥ ክልፍልፍ ይክእል እዩ ብዓቢኡ ግን እዞም ኣብ ስእሊ እንርእዮም ዘለና ሰባት ተቀማጦ ኣስመራ ዘይኮኑስ ተቀማጦ ጀርመን ኮይኖም ኩሎም ድማ ኣባላት ህዝባዊ ግንባር ንደሞክራስን ፍትሕን እዮም። ኣነ ንባዕለይ` ውን ኣብማእከል እዞም ኣባላት ኣለኩ ተቃልዑ ኢልኩም እንበር መን ከብድኩም ምስረገጸኩም ኢኩም ክንድዚ ሃተፍተፍ ዘብለኩም ዘሎ ዕሱባት። ወትሩ ህዝባዊ ግንባር ንደሞክራስን ፍትሕን ! ዓወት ንሓፋሽ!!
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ስእሊ ክንጋገ አይንኽእልን?
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zesdemm !! Anes nezi xihuf ezi zixehafe seb sieli entezgebrelu kemey des mibele: sigab meas hizbi endatalelka kiniber eyu!!!
Metalelti sirat HGDEF lomis zizarebiwo tefiewom !!!
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Ezi Resah President n deki hawebu yisheta alo Eritrea, nihna ab adi zelena kefiuna alo ember wetsai zelekum dea entay kefiukum, tibeliu tisetyu n dictator kea 2% tikeflu, nisu kea neana timet wediu nezom elama albo guana yiklibom alo, mestana yewridelkum kulukum degeftu b amlak tefedeywo, kalie ziblo yebleyn, nihna gn nay godena lemano koyna terifna, adetatkum gulbaben kelien kilimna, kuburat abotatkum kibretom sheytom nab seb edom kizirgihu, ahwatkum ab mahyur kisakeyu, eshelat ab bahri kihalqu, anta niskumsi ember do libi alekum eyu senefat, kitfeltu gn lewti bwishti kabana ember kabakum si tesfa yeblan hager, lewti ms metse kea n siltan kitguayeyu ekum hargafat.
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brother please take a look around my blog. this news is satire. 🙂
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I think we should question the crediblity of this article before even give a comment.
to me this article doesn’t make sense at all, you may think i’m one of the hard headed HIDEF supporter.
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wey gud gahdi diyu hlmi? zehzn u
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asay asay gena hiji keman alo tewesaki bi adetat kegfifukum eyom esayas asgibkumo nabey yebil alo hiji ka gena shadinu eyu hiji kigiber delewo kigiber kelo esayas yihayish diblu alowu tekawimom kigimtiluwo difatanu kaman aytehababeren hizbi gena kof elka dimisa selam entelo kinri ena.
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death to lier like you this is a very big lie and death you lier again
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Yared, this story is satire. Please look around my blog….
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way shigir nebges hiji sibah ka intay kibil iyu eritrea wathaderat abey alokum atum .dam geberu
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wey gud ”zeysemieo zeybiley tibil ABAYEY ”
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weyalat eintadikum kitgebru atikum wisu weyalat
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eway entay aynet hizbi eyu wedey ezi hizbi ezi enkao ketketkani yibehal sile ziharemkanis yekeniyeley yibehal ewayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Ewayy tsegem tsnh ilna si gele knsemm ina atum sebat neziom si hzbi asmera tehagislom ilka zereba alo ewayy zom *****
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really what a lie.
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Astewel eritreawi gizie. Nabey. Ykeyd alo. Teazebo bflay. Dna. Eton. Nhgdrf. Tdgfu. Htetwo. Nmerahikum Demhit. Eiom. Zmerhkum zekewu
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gezkum tirhaq fesewti zereba tirah,zeytkedu kitqalesu,,tegaru Agame kab mibal,***
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Gena Inetatktum ketnisiwen iyom,Qurub tirah tezebe,Abayka kitenis iya,kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Listen Demhit
We Are Kill you and Hdgf Leave our People and our Country.you have to ask DERG
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EWAY ERITREAWI MUSHMUSH ZIKONE HZBI EDU ATAMIRU TEMARIKU EWAY HLFET HGDF HASABOM ENDA BEREHE YIMETSIE ALO FUTSUM NITFAETNA TEBEGISU ALO
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Hegdef mendef
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demhit do not kill your time go out as soon as possibil atherwais we will destroyd.
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Sorry to hear that, A MAN dont take a s**t from a women, if you are a man please behave youself then you talk about higdef and Agame or demhit. to tell a story, to awake people you Anonymous dont need bad words first respect yr self then talk everybody will lisen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m Eritrean My self but i know you will say ata ageme but Im eritrean pure eritrean and i strongly believe agames are human’s and they are created by God just like any other people and they are better than us eritreans currently right now admit it :: but i wonder what kinda of heart we have we didn’t say nothing to shabya all this time killing our people and putting our hero’s in to jail and now you guys have seen Demhit in Asmara you are talking bullshit they are been backed by the Eritrean government ”shabya” tay gerom demhit ? you idiots open your eyes , they haven’t done nothing to us they are innocent they are just freedom fighters, to me you guys should talk to our government it was our regime making our brothers to die in saini in the sea we lost so many thousand of young eritreans we never talk about it but now The when the CNN BBC Aljezira Give it cover Some Air time about the lampadusa tragedy we are awake, its funny where were we when those all young sons and daughters of our ‘deki sewuat’ kids & young abeyto neshtom getting killed in saini dying in the sea their organs sold , do you really have to hear it from CNN To Open your eyes and to stand for those voiceless people ?where were you guys ??? and now i see some dirty comment some morons insulting the Demhit we Still have This Evil Pride we should humble our self we are not better than any other nation , and we have to know all human being is equal so stop this Evil words AGAME , KOMAL , they are our brothers lets grow up please Grow *** UP we have no problem with demhit lets deal with our government Tay zegeberu sebat eyom demhit ???
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Thank you, I understand you. This post is not meant to be racist. I have moderated (with ***) any language I thought was inappropriate.
As you say the enemy is the one who hired DEMHIT Mercenaries. The fact that these mercenaries are from Tigray does not mean the people of Tigray have a hand in this. But on the other hand DEMHIT have discredited themselves by associating with a world known dictator. Shame on DEMHIT.
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ata ata eway mewdaeta zemen, kes b kes asmara do bexihom. beka muwxiom kexegmena eyu gin dehar
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Sheger u
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*** you must leave Eritrea before its too late we dont need any help from agames and hgdef *** hagerna and hzbina tekelabitu besenkukum wey werdet
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It is beyond my imagination how some people take fake news as it is, before they do their own research. As far as I am concern, only cassette in a tape recorder take things as is, and some of you are just that. I can understand about the creators of this news of desperation because they are doing it for a clear agenda, that is to create division among our people.
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how come DEMHIT help to Eritrean defense forces ?about what?
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That’s really question?how?
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